Great Resignation

With the "Great Resignation" of 2022, sea captains experienced a crew cut.

:-)

Statistics

I once worked at the Bureau of Statistics.

They said they didn't need me.

I was just there to make up the numbers.

:-)

Brain Surgeon

I overheard a conversation today between a brain surgeon and an anesthesiologist.

It was mind numbing.

:-)

Hour Glass

My friend's hour glass only takes 30 minutes.

I think it's filled with quick sand.

:-)

Laughter

What goes Ha, ha, ha, plop?

Someone laughing his head off.

:-)

Alphabet

My friend always skips a letter when she sings the alphabet song.

She doesn't say Y.

:-)

Circus

My dog started a flea circus

. . . from scratch.

:-)

Diet

I started a new diet today, so I removed all the fattening foods from the house. 

They were delicious.

:-)